Hey hot man, I can make your big hairy penis squirt like a turbo powered fire hose! Just stand in front of me and pull it out and I suck it all day long until you run out of sperm! I'm a truck driver looking for a nice fellow with hair in all the right places and I would love to have you ride along with me as a sperm donor. At the end of the day I'll look forward to the lingering aftertaste of your sperm and my mouth will be full of ha of your pubic hair

what is his name?