Sex Stories - Funny - PAGE 3

Lonly Kyle and the fantastic threesome,

During class Kyles phone rang in on the professor giving his best impression of a mad scientist in the lab. Kyle frantically tried to turn it down, but the damage had already been don't and his Professor was already all over him like a moth to the light. The Professor "So somebody didn't get the memo ah dipshit"? Kyle gave the professor an apologetic smile and said"i'm sorry emergency". Answering the phone he could hear loud shouting in the background as his friend Ema was trying to tell him something but the call ended just as soon as she said "party"! Kyle turn off his phone and thought just ten more minutes of this class and i will see what party she was at and where? The next ten minutes dragged on for what seemed like for ever and Kyle soon felt himself ... Read More»

Checking Out At The Supermarket Will Never Be The Same

I've been making a lot more trips to the local supermarket since my wife of 30 years died. I really miss her. She was a great partner for all those years, in more ways than one. Up until the last few years when she was so sick, we had great sex. It's been over a year since she died, and over 3 years since I've had sex. Well as I said, I do all my shopping now, and I seem to make 2 or 3 trips to the market every week. I just can't remember to pick up everything I need. I always notice all the young pretty high school checkout girls, but to me they are just that; something to look at. Just like a piece of art, something to admire at a distance. Besides they are mostly immature and I just don't have anything in common with these young kids. Not to mention I have ... Read More»

Hunted

Note : This story is completely fictional! Kel Darry pulled on his sweater and padlocked his locker and yelled to the attendant, "Seeya in a couple of days, Johnny, have a good one!!!" It was a crisp and clear September evening in New York, and Kel was thinking about how much better he was feeling since he started working out twice a week as he approached his car at the far end of the parking lot!!! He was just about open the door on his new SUV, when out of nowhere a vice like grip around held his arms tight to his body, before a handkerchief doused with chloroform was pressed roughly over his mouth and nostrils, quickly rendering him unconsciousness!!! He didn't know how long he had been out, but his nose burned from the chloroform, and when he ... Read More»

Blacksheep

The morning sun glinted through the window over the whit bed sheets lighting Beths smooth firm but and long slendert anned legs as I dried myself. She sumbered on, only herlowe body uncovered by the sheets he legs spread alitle her arse stirring gently inthat tell tale contented dream enduced euphoria. I slipt onto the bed and parted her moist pussy, gently delving intot he folds as she groaned with pleasure and lifted he arse spreading her knees as I slowly filled cunt. A firm steady morning fuck to a day break orgasm. I pulled on my board shorts over my sticky cock, grabbed my board and headed down to the eraly morning surf. Don, Rita and Bullhead waved from their boards as they bobbed on the waves and Rhonda and Jay were paddling out as well. Slipping ... Read More»

101 Fornications

I'd come home that afternoon, after a short and stressful day at work, looking for nothing more than a long hot shower and a good hard fuck from my husband Ken. I'd been disappointed when I'd seen his note taped to the bathroom mirror. Ken had been called away on a last minute business trip. He was the local public works commissioner, and lately he'd been researching a new bridge project the county had proposed. I hadn't seen him much at all lately and now he was on his was to Chicago for some bridge convention. I considered pouting for a minute before I took my shower and changed into something more comfortable. I changed into a sexy summer dress that Ken had always hated. He didn't like the fact that it showed off my long legs and my 36DD breasts. I normally ... Read More»