Phi Beta Coochie

Lance and I had met when we were both freshmen at USC, and since then, we have been the best of friends. The one ability we both shared was the ability to snag girls at the snap of a finger. Neither of us knew why, but it was just that easy. We had been roomates since our freshmen year, and we're now juniors and decided "What the hell? Let's get an apartment" Both of us knew that having our own rooms meant privacy, whether it was beating off, or getting pussy, we were set. Since it was so easy for us to get girls in the house, we both knew it was going to be an unforgettable year.

I should have known that I would lose any bet that I would make with Lance, because he was one of the most competitive people I knew. Anything you challenged him to, he won, and won with a little extra. One night, we were both sitting in our common room, knocking back a few Yeunglings, recollecting all of our strangest sex stories. "Dude, I remember one time, I let this bitch suck my dick, and she looks me straight in the face and goes, 'I want to lick your ass,' I was like, only if you let me cum in yours. So this chick rims me, gayest thing I've ever done, and when I went to fuck her, she failed to inform me her asshole was as loose as an untied shoe." My laughter rang out so hard I knocked my beer off of the coffee table. Lance used the word bitch alot, which I thought was offensive, but I never made any second thoughts about telling him. Now it was my turn, going into the memory banks to reach for the one-upper of one-uppers. "You think that's wierd man, one time I was giving it to this girl, and she told me stop. I didn't know why, but I just did. Anyway, she goes over to my desk, grabs the scissors, and cut her arm. Come to find out, she loves rubbing blood all over herself and whoever she is fucking." Lance's facial disgust showed I clearly won that battle.
A few brews and stories later, Lance asked, "Yo, Rick, have you ever had a threesome?" I replied with how I almost did once in high school, but the girl's mom called and she had to go home. "What about you?" I asked. "Surprisingly, I got a straight-forward no from Lance. Instantly, I knew how I could finally make an opportunity for both of us. "Dude, I bet you that I can find a girl that would have a threesome before you could. The winner has to pay the other's rent for a month." If you bet Lance he couldn't cut his arm off before you, he goes straight to Lowe's for a hacksaw and cut it off in the store. "Rick, are you kidding me, I'll bag three bitches and a cat before you find one." We both looked at each other and the laughter poured out for what seemed like an eternity.The bet was on. We decided that we'd surf campus every night until one of us had won. We went to frat parties, keggers, anywhere there was alcohol, pot, and women...it's what we lived for. As we started finding potential fuckee's, we began to realize it was alot harder than we thought.

I found this girl named Janine, who was clearly cruisin' for a bruisin'. This chick was Brazilian, had green eyes, huge tits, and a perfect half circle superdome-sized ass. A few bong hits and beers later, I pitched the idea to her. She giggled, and I looked at her with a face that said, Hey...I'm being serious. She pulled me close to her, grabbed my dick, and whispered in my ear, "Sorry, baby, but I'm a virgin." What a fucking tease!!! I was so disheartened, I left the party. I couldn't fathom how such a beautiful specimen of female had not had a dick in her for 23 years, but I let it go and kept on truckin'. I was trying really really hard, but as much as I didn't want to admit it, Lance was going to win. On his first try, at about the third frat kegger we went to on a Thursday night, Lance managed to coax this 22 year old anatomy major back to our place for a night we would both never forget. Lindsey, a half white, half italian goddess, with long, flowing black hair, and a body worthy only of porn, somehow crossed path's with Lance that night. What he said, I don't know, and I'll never know (he never let's me know how he persuades these girls to come back with him), but lucky for me, he had already told her about what we were looking for, and he told me that she said threesomes were nothing...wow.

The whole walk back, I could feel my dick pulsating in my khaki's. I walked about 3 or 4 paces on purpose, for two reasons. One, so that Lance would keep doing what he did best, which was probably making her more amped for what she was getting into. The main reason I lagged, though, was to get a better look at her ungodly perfect ass. Watching it bounce up and down made me want to attack her right on the sidewalk. "Why is your friend so far back?" she asked Lance, reffering to why I was purposefully walking behind them. I figured she wouldn't notice, but apparently I underestimated her. We were about a block away from our pad, and I was getting more and more excited. She was mumbling something, but thinking about fucking her wet italian twat drowned out anything that was real anymore. I saw her walking towards me, but it didn't process until she pulled me close to her, and reached her hand into my Dockers. She started rubbing my cock, and as I felt it getting harder, I saw her eyes get wider. "Pretty big for a nerd," she said in a playful voice. "Are you trying to tell me something by walking behind us?" I could have came in her hand right there on the street. I had to be in a dream, because this girl was way to much for anything real human being to handle.

As soon as I locked the door, her mafia roots kicked in. "Sit down," she ordered. She walked around the coffee table, and grabbed each of us by the hair. She ran her fingers through my hair, and I felt like glue...stuck. This girl could have said give her a million dollars, and I would have left and robbed the Wachovia in the same instant, without question. She went and opened the blinds, and we could see there was a party going on next door. "I want those guys to see how lucky YOU guys are gonna be." She winked, and I just smiled. This was too good to be true. It wasn't until she ran my hand up her skirt, that I knew I was truly about to have a threesome with my best friend and the hottest chick I've ever seen on two legs. I hadn't even gotten to her pussy, and I could feel wet on the inside of her thighs. Her panties were soaked completly through, and I heard her moan as I pressed my fingers against her box. Her and Lance had already begun making out, and I caressed her beautiful ass. Squeezing it made her laugh, "Why don't you smack it?" clearly instructing me to do so. The ripple was like throwing a rock in a pond. I loved it.

She backed away from us, and walked over to the sliding door. "Take off your clothes," she said in the sexiest, most agressive voice I had ever heard. In a blink, we were both completly naked, and I didn't feel gay at all. Looking at her made me forget I had tuition to pay, or even that I existed. She sat between us, and grabbed both our cocks. She began stroking them slowly, deciding who's was going in her mouth first. I figured I'd give her a little incentive, so I began to rub her pussy again. She was way wetter than she was 30 seconds ago, and it was clear, by her twists and turns, that I had won first dibbs. She circled the tip of my cock with her tongue, and it sent chills throughout my entire body. I felt her take it in her mouth, and knew she was a true pro. She moved her head up and down slowly at first, then began to speed up, sucking hard on the tip before she took it out. She sucked my balls, and lick my shaft from bottom to top, before taking my entire cock in her mouth. I was impressed, no girl had ever been able to take my whole cock in her mouth. She switched from me to Lance, and she kept jerking me, now harder. This girl was begging to be fucked, and didn't have to say a word. I moved her panties to the side and put a finger in her snatch. Oh my God, my jaw dropped at how tight she was. I propped her up on her knees, and while she was still sucking off Lance, I took one for the team and started eating her out. Her pussy was so sweet, I buried my face in it, sliding my tongue in and out, rubbing her clit in the process. I licked up to her ass, because I figured this girl was down for anything. She began to moan louder and louder, an instant sign of gratification. "Fuck Me NOW!" She said through her teeth. I knew that it would pay off.

She guided my dick in, and she screamed out, and so did I. Her pussy was SO tight, and I couldn't figure out why, but I wasn't asking any questions. She moaned longer and louder as I began to bury my cock deeper and deeper into her soaking wet twat. "I knew you liked it from the back," she looked back and smiled at me. I began pounding her, smacking her ass so I could get a better grip. I guess she figured she had sucked Lance off long enough, and that he should get a turn. She turned around, and now put my cock back into my mouth. While Lance was fucking her, she was slurping and deep throating like I had never felt before. She took my dick all the way in, and then licked my balls, which drove me wild. Hearing her choke on my cock made me want to crucially face fuck her. I stood up, and put one of my legs up on the couch. We were now in an H, Lance fucking her, and her violently sucking my dick now. I grabbed the back of her head, and began to face fuck her until the tip of my dick toched the back of her throat. She was choking again, so I pulled about, and she spit all over my cock. I' had never experienced this kind of talent! I could hear the smack of flesh from Lance fucking her, and the gurgling of her throat from me fucking her throat. "I WANT YOU BOTH IN ME!" she let out this vicious roar, and we knew we didn't have any other options. Without hesitation, I let Lance slide under her, I was definetly into the ass, especially hers. Lance went in first, and it was like being on the set of a porn. I watched her finger her ass, and I couldn't wait any longer. I took me a while, but I finally slid into her ass. It was the tightest, warmest, most satisfying fuck I've EVER had. I couldn't fuck her fast, I would have ripped her apart. I pumped my dick in an out, trying to remember not to speed up. Having to fuck her slow tohugh, was going to make me cum much faster.

I felt myself about to blow, so I pulled out. I guess Lance had to also, and she sat between us again, this time ready to take both our loads. Lance came first, and she jerked him off, emptying his entire load on her tits. It was my turn, and I felt the load building. I guess she remembered that I ate her out, and as my grunting got heavier, she took my dick in her mouth, and sucked my whole load in her mouth. She smiled up at me when I was done, swished it around a bit, and swallowed all of it. No girl had ever swallowed my load...ever...and I'll never forget Lindsey.

After she left, Lance and I decided to pound a few brews. Both of us couldn't believe what had just happened, and Lance put his hand for a handshake. I motioned to shake his hand, and he kept it out afterwards. "What?" I asked. Lance smiled from ear to ear, "Pay up BITCH! HAHAHAHA!" I told you Lance would win.
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